FORTUNE COOKIE SAYINGS I'VE GOTTEN
Ordered from newest to oldest - (with commentary.)
- "You are always welcome at any gathering." - (Probably because I turn down all invitations.)
- "Time heals all wounds. Keep your chin up." - (But it hurts when I keep my chin up.)
- "Be generous, and the favor will be returned." - (I'm waiting....)
- "Being aware of your fears will improve your life." - (I'm afraid that's wrong.)
- "Watch your relations with others carefully; be cautious." - (Let me think about that.)
- "Do not do to others what you do not want done to yourself." - (Oh, yeah, much better than the original.)
- "Try something new." - (Nothing is new....)
- "You can be trusted to keep a secret." - (Shhh, can't tell you who said that.)
- "Someone thinks you are wonderfully mysterious." - (No mystery about it, I am wonderful.)
- "Your talents will be recognized and rewarded." - (I'm waiting....)
- "Someone is speaking well of you." - (Don't listen, she's lying. ^_^)
- "He who takes notes listens well." - (I didn't get that. What did you say?)
- "You create your own stage. The audience is waiting." - (Ta dah! Here I am....)
- "A simple twist of fate can still tie you up in knots." - (Ouch, ouch ouch....)
- "You will soon receive an unusual gift." - (I'm waiting....)
- "You will soon meet a dark stranger." - (Better than meeting a stranger in the dark....)
- "Your charming smile is attracting everyone around you." - (There's that smile again.)
- "Share your joys and sorrows with your family." - (Yeah, why annoy your friends?)
- "Your winsome smile will be your sure protection." - (Let a smile be your umbrella....)
- "Working hard will make you live a happy life." - (Makes it seem a lot longer, too.)
- "You should be able to make money and hold on to it." - (Not with cel collecting as a hobby!)
- "Your home is a pleasant place from which you draw happiness." - (True, I do like to stay at home.)
- "It is better to have a hen tomorrow than an egg today." - (Even better to have both.)
- "You like the sunshine and fresh air." - (Yeah, I like to look at them from my couch.)
- "Long life is in store for you." - (Great! Just what I need....)
- "Good things come in small packages." - (Hey! Who peeked?)
- "You have a strong desire for a home and your family comes first." - (And I'm available. ^_-)
- "You are gifted in Many ways." - (True.)
- "Sometimes a stranger can bring great meaning to your life." - (Getting stranger.)
- "Good sense is the master of human life." - (Yes, grasshopper.)
- "You will travel far and wide for both pleasure and business." - (By train, I hope.)
- "Someone with blue eyes admires you." - (Hmmm...I have blue eyes. ^_^)
- "Something unusual will happen at work next week." - (It didn't.)
- "To be loved, be lovable." - (Hey, I AM lovable.... ^_^)